Wired Headphones Spec Sheet Shirt | Analog Life Vintage Tee
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Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras. Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Wired Headphones Spec Sheet Shirt | Analog Life Vintage Tee
Sale price
$26.99
Regular price $29.99
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An owner's manual for a pair of wired headphones, printed on a garment-dyed tee. The front is laid out like a page from a 1980s equipment manual: specifications, numbered operating instructions, and a diagram of the headphones with the foam pads, the knot, and the 3.5mm plug called out.
Step 2.1 is untangling them, and the manual advises budgeting more time than seems reasonable. Battery life is listed as not applicable, ever. A good gift for anyone who still keeps a wired pair in a drawer.
Fabric & fit: Comfort Colors 1717 blank. 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, tubular knit with double-needle stitching. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size — size up for oversized.
Frequently asked questions
What is the Wired Headphones Spec Sheet Shirt?
A graphic tee styled as a vintage owner's manual page for corded headphones — spec table, numbered operating instructions, and a labeled diagram with the foam pads and 3.5mm plug. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Part of Vintage Life Merch's Analog Life series.
What is the knot about?
Cords knot in a pocket. They always did, and no amount of careful coiling prevented it. The shirt calls it out on the diagram as a labeled part.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — for anyone who never made the jump to wireless, or made it and misses the part where nothing needed charging.
What material is the shirt made of?
Heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, built to hold up wash after wash.
How is the shirt printed?
DTG, in black or white ink depending on the shirt color — always strong contrast against the background.
What colors and sizes are available?
Light and dark colors, each in the ink that shows up best: Bay, Chambray, Orchid, Violet, Blossom, and Ivory in black ink; Black, Berry, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce, Seafoam, and Navy in white ink. Colors can shift slightly with availability. Sizes S–3XL.
Size chart (Comfort Colors 1717 — measured flat)
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 26⅝" |
| M | 20¼" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 29⅜" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31⅝" |
| 3XL | 27¾" | 32½" |
Chest width is measured 1" below the armhole — that's half the garment's circumference, not chest size. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dryclean.
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras. Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean