Ranch Dressing Recipe Shirt | TSA Safe Vintage Tee

This shirt looks like a recipe card for homemade ranch dressing — creased, typed, a little worn at the edges. It's garment-dyed for a broken-in feel from day one, and pre-shrunk to hold that fit wash after wash. Each color prints in black or white ink, whichever gives the sharpest contrast.

The name's a joke about flying with liquids. TSA can confiscate your ranch dressing at security — but not if it's printed on a shirt instead. Good gift for ranch fans and vintage-recipe collectors, and a genuinely American souvenir for anyone visiting from out of town.

Fabric & fit: Comfort Colors 1717 blank. 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, tubular knit with double-needle stitching. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size — size up for oversized.

Frequently asked questions

What is the Ranch Dressing Recipe Shirt?
A graphic tee styled like a handwritten recipe card for homemade ranch dressing, printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Part of Vintage Life Merch's recipe card series.

What does "TSA Safe" mean on this shirt?
It's a pun. Ranch dressing gets confiscated at airport security — the recipe on your shirt travels anywhere.

What material is the shirt made of?
Heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, built to hold up wash after wash.

How is the shirt printed?
DTG, in black or white ink depending on the shirt color — always strong contrast against the background.

What colors and sizes are available?
Light and dark colors, each in the ink that shows up best: Bay, Blue Jean, Chambray, Orchid, Violet, Blossom, and Ivory in black ink; Black, Berry, Blue Spruce, Seafoam, and Navy in white ink. Colors can shift slightly with availability. Sizes S–3XL.

Is this a good gift?
Yes. Ranch dressing fans love it, and it doubles as a distinctly American souvenir.

Size chart (Comfort Colors 1717 — measured flat)

Chest width is measured 1" below the armhole — that's half the garment's circumference, not chest size. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.

Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dryclean.

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean