Paper Map Spec Sheet Shirt | Analog Life Vintage Tee
An owner’s manual for a folded paper map, printed on a garment-dyed tee. The front reads like a page from a glovebox reference: specifications, numbered operating instructions, and a diagram of the map fully unfolded with the factory creases called out.
Step 2 says to locate "YOU ARE HERE" — there is no marker, so estimate. The accuracy spec is listed as confident, occasionally correct. A good gift for anyone who still trusts paper over a phone that can lose signal.
Fabric & fit: Comfort Colors 1717 blank. 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, tubular knit with double-needle stitching. Relaxed unisex fit, true to size — size up for oversized.
Frequently asked questions
What is the Paper Map Spec Sheet Shirt?
A graphic tee styled as a vintage owner's manual page for a paper map — spec table, numbered operating instructions, and a labeled diagram. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Part of Vintage Life Merch's Analog Life series.
What does “confident, occasionally correct” mean?
A paper map doesn’t reroute around a closed road or an outdated exit. It just states the route with total confidence anyway. The shirt lists that as a real spec, not a joke.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — for road-trippers, glovebox archivists, and anyone who’d rather refold a map than stare at a dead phone screen.
What material is the shirt made of?
Heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, built to hold up wash after wash.
How is the shirt printed?
DTG, in black or white ink depending on the shirt color — always strong contrast against the background.
What colors and sizes are available?
Light and dark colors, each in the ink that shows up best: Bay, Chambray, Orchid, Violet, Blossom, and Ivory in black ink; Black, Berry, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce, Seafoam, and Navy in white ink. Colors can shift slightly with availability. Sizes S–3XL.
Size chart (Comfort Colors 1717 — measured flat)
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 26⅝" |
| M | 20¼" | 28" |
| L | 22" | 29⅜" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31⅝" |
| 3XL | 27¾" | 32½" |
Chest width is measured 1" below the armhole — that’s half the garment’s circumference, not chest size. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dryclean.
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC. Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras. Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean