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Relaxed unisex fit, true to size — size up for oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Wired Headphones Spec Sheet Shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA graphic tee styled as a vintage owner's manual page for corded headphones — spec table, numbered operating instructions, and a labeled diagram with the foam pads and 3.5mm plug. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Part of Vintage Life Merch's Analog Life series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the knot about?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nCords knot in a pocket. They always did, and no amount of careful coiling prevented it. The shirt calls it out on the diagram as a labeled part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — for anyone who never made the jump to wireless, or made it and misses the part where nothing needed charging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHeavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, built to hold up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the shirt printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nDTG, in black or white ink depending on the shirt color — always strong contrast against the background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors and sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nLight and dark colors, each in the ink that shows up best: Bay, Chambray, Orchid, Violet, Blossom, and Ivory in black ink; Black, Berry, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce, Seafoam, and Navy in white ink. Colors can shift slightly with availability. 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