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Relaxed unisex fit, true to size — size up for oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Rotary Phone Spec Sheet Shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA graphic tee styled as a vintage owner's manual page for a rotary phone — spec table, numbered operating instructions, and a labeled diagram. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Part of Vintage Life Merch's Analog Life series.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy does the spec sheet list redial as “doing it again”?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause that's what it was. No stored numbers, no redial button — every call meant dialing every digit again, and a zero or a nine took a full second each to spin back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes — for anyone who grew up stretching a coiled cord around a corner for privacy, and for landline holdouts who never gave it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nHeavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, built to hold up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the shirt printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nDTG, in black or white ink depending on the shirt color — always strong contrast against the background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors and sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nLight and dark colors, each in the ink that shows up best: Bay, Chambray, Orchid, Violet, Blossom, and Ivory in black ink; Black, Berry, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce, Seafoam, and Navy in white ink. Colors can shift slightly with availability. Sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize chart\u003c\/strong\u003e (Comfort Colors 1717 — measured flat)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18¼\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26⅝\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20¼\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29⅜\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30¾\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31⅝\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27¾\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32½\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eChest width is measured 1\" below the armhole — that’s half the garment’s circumference, not chest size. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dryclean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information: \u003c\/strong\u003eComfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard: \u003c\/strong\u003eMade in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions: \u003c\/strong\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC. Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras. 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