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Relaxed unisex fit, true to size — size up for oversized.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Ranch Dressing Recipe Shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA graphic tee styled like a handwritten recipe card for homemade ranch dressing, printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank. Part of Vintage Life Merch's recipe card series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"TSA Safe\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a pun. Ranch dressing gets confiscated at airport security — the recipe on your shirt travels anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk, built to hold up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the shirt printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG, in black or white ink depending on the shirt color — always strong contrast against the background.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors and sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLight and dark colors, each in the ink that shows up best: Bay, Blue Jean, Chambray, Orchid, Violet, Blossom, and Ivory in black ink; Black, Berry, Blue Spruce, Seafoam, and Navy in white ink. Colors can shift slightly with availability. Sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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