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Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. 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